In association with:

Milton Keynes Theatre of Comedy
TLC Creative
'Allo 'Allo Costume Hire and Prop Packages

“I am sure we are on the same wavelength. Why do you not take your cockatoo out and stick your finger up the bottom?”


The stage show has a large number of sound cues and some of these effects are difficult to source or prepare! But we have put together a CD of Sound Effects (41 cues in total) for the script.

Read details of the sound effects provided on the CD here (PDF). The CD is written as an audio CD with .wma files.

The effects cover everything from scene link music to motor horns, and Tango dances to snapping G-strings! We have also recorded and included versions of the numerous radio messages and ‘Nature Loving Norma’ (with backing music and ‘Swedish’ accented voice over)!

Purchasing the props package or hiring costumes?

A Sound Effects CD is included in the props package / your costume Hire Pack so that’s another worry off your chest!

Not purchasing the props package or hiring costumes?

If you are not buying the props package or hiring the costumes, but would like to purchase a copy of the Sound Effects CD, the cost is £12.50 (including post and packaging). Click here to visit our shop page.